InsaneJournal

Bless me father, for I have sinned. Again. Um, I don't know where to start, um. It's money, father, er, love of money is a sin, isn't it? I, I don't love it as such, but I need it, is that sin? It's not for me. You see, there's this woman, um, and I suppose you can include lustful thoughts while you're at it... Er, there's this woman, but she's engaged, and all this went on behind her fiancé's back. Um, not literally. Although I have actually done that... But anyway, um, first of all I was with another woman, and I slept with her, sorry, er, well, I slept with her lots of times so, very sorry. Um, but before that she was a man. I was going to sleep with a man, sorry. But it turned out she had a false penis down her trousers. So, I slept with her, without the false penis obviously, um... Although we did find a way of using it... But never mind that. You see, I, I was just trying to be honest, like the sisters told me, um. Oh yeah, two sisters. I slept with them, both at the same time, er, er, lots of times, I suppose I should, I should mention that. I know, I know, but at least I didn't sleep with their mother. Although I have actually done that, um, I suppose you should put that on the list. Two sisters, and a mother, and... Oh, and those nuns... Two nuns, you might know them. So, all in all, it's been a bit of a time, really, and I've ended up penniless. So, what do you think I should do, father? Father? Father?